• society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
  • woman: okay.
  • society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
  • woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
  • society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
  • woman: still seems pretty awful.
  • society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
  • woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
  • society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
  • woman:
  • society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
  • woman:
  • society:
  • woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
  • society:
  • woman:
  • society: what third option?
  • woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.
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Exclusive footage of Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom fighting. Meow!

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mtvother:

Exclusive footage of Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom fighting. Meow!

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Exclusive footage of Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom fighting. Meow!

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Anonymous said: Kill, Marry, Fuck: Justin, Khalil, Fredo

Marry: Alfredo
Fuck: Justin
Kill: Khalil

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Anonymous said: Justin gets more ass than a toilet seat #Manwhore

If you know I love Justin….why would you come to my blog and try to come at him? U Dumb Hoe

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Anonymous said: I always knew that one of those pictures he would post of models, or one of those girls he would fuck, would get his ass checked

*Shrugs Shoulders* *Yawns Loudly* “Bored Now”

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Anonymous said: When Sel was on the boat practically fucking each other with Cara. All of a sudden Justin is with a girl on the boat and you said "Always fucking someone" you're shady bro

FIRST OFF: Don’t come on my blog and grow anon balls
SECOND OFF: Don’t put words in my mouth. I never said anything like that, why would I?
THIRD OFF: I said “life is ironic” because Sel was on the same boat last week. I wasn’t calling anyone out girl
FOURTH OFF: Stay in you’re lane boo boo

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Anonymous said: Lol Bieber wasn't ready for them fists that Bloom threw.

ORLANDO BLOOM IS A 40 YER OLD MAN TRYNA PUNK MY BABE. NO NO NO THAT SHIT WON’T FLY, ORLANDO IS A LITTLE BITCH HOW BOUT THAT? SEND ME HATE!!!!!!

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Anonymous said: If Selena ends up on that boat I'm going to die of happiness

Buy me a casket too!!!!

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